BootymanxChickenxNugget - Curse of Jean It all started when our predictably heroic protagonist, Bootyman, woke up in a bush. It was the fourth time it had happened. Feeling scarcely exasperated, Bootyman backhanded a gerbil, thinking it would make him feel better (but as usual, it did not). Unaware of the bleakness of existence, he realized that his beloved chicken was missing! Immediately he called his fundamentalist, guilt-dispensing friend, Nugget. Bootyman had known Nugget for (plus or minus) 153 years, the majority of which were enchanting ones. Nugget was unique. She was easygoing though sometimes a little... selfish. Bootyman called her anyway, for the situation was urgent. Nugget picked up to a very unhappy Bootyman. Nugget calmly assured him that most man-eating capybaras sneeze before mating, yet venomous koalas usually charismatically grimace *after* mating. She had no idea what that meant; she was only concerned with distracting Bootyman. Why was Nugget trying to distract Bootyman?